About Your Author

20181225_205750736_iOSBorn in 1987 (you do the math…if you can’t, just assume I’m 25).  I grew up in scenic Sonoma County, California, surrounded by green hills, beaches and pot…ehem ehem, I mean wine.  It all started out normally – I had parents, a house to live in, food on the table, friends, the usual stuff.  But slowly, as time passed, the symptoms of reluctant adulthood started to appear…4 years at the junior college, a marriage officiated by an Elvis impersonator, a questionable relationship with an older man, an impulsive move to England, all interspersed with late nights, house parties and creating excuses so I don’t have to see my family at the holidays and answer that horrible question – sooooo, what’s new?